For those of you who are not familiar with internet lingo, this is a play off of the old internet phrase, “All your base r belong to us.” It is primarily used in RPGs where you take over someone’s base (pawnage) and gloat your victory over them using this phrase.
In this case, my cat has taken over my bed. In fact he has taken over every single bed in this household. Whenever I go to lay down, I inevitably lay on my cat who grunts and gives me a look of disapproval, like I am the one who is in the wrong. My cat has pawned every single cushioned area in the house, leaving me with the floor. All I can say is that he’d dominate at internet MMORPGs.
Anyway, it is my theory that all cats are secretly plotting to take over the world, and they practice by dominating your beds. Don’t believe me? Observe your cats and you’ll see what I mean.